WWTDD.com- Marisa Miller was one of the big stars at the MGM Grands Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, though for some reason she never stripped down to a bikini. It’s disappointing but it makes sense. When you’re a bikini model you can’t exactly go to the pool or the beach and just hang out in a bikini. It’s your only marketable skill. If you also do it for free what’s the point. That’s why I think a good idea would be to follow her back to her room and then wait until you hear her turn on her shower and then call in a bomb threat so she has to run outside naked. But you have to be certain to dress up like a security guard and bang on her door and say, “Ma’am there’s no time to get dressed, we have to go right now.” The brilliance of the plan lies in its simplicity.

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WWTDD.com-Brooklyn Decker is obviously very attractive, but she’s not amazing or anything, so I guess that’s why I never noticed her blue-ribbon winning tits before. Thinking of our lost time together makes me sort of angry.

Here she is in Hawaii (again), filming scenes for a new Adam Sandlermovie. Hopefully her role involves lots of running and jumping. If not maybe one of the readers in Hawaii can go over and throw a shark at her.

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WWTDD.com- reads Tyler. And she’s a model in this maxim hometown hottie contest. Tyler has more individual readers a month than maxim magazine and twice as many page views as maxim.com, so I resent that people would use me to get to them. But then Joy did this, and my erection rocketed through my shorts and punched the bottom of my desk. After rolling around on the ground for a few minutes while grabbing my crotch and howling in pain, I forgot what I had been upset about earlier, and devoted all my efforts to seeing underneath her stupid fun-ruining left hand. (facebook)

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ATLANTAFALCONS.com-The 2010 Atlanta Falcons Cheerleaders were announced after a final round of competition on April 15. Stay tuned for more bio information, video and photos of the 2010 squad!

2010 Atlanta Falcons Cheerleaders

Alicia, Maragaret, Reneau, Brandy, Candice, Natalie, Kelsi, April, Denita, Monique, Devon, Katerine, Jordan, Melinda, Gulya, Melissal Shamea, Zorah, Kierra, Bristen, Wendy, Erin, Jaime, Sabrina, Sara, Kelsey, Nicole, Brittiney, Kari, Allison Erika, Laura, Ariel, Rebecca, Amanda, Heather, Avis, Casey, Shauna, Crystal

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CBS.com- NEW YORK (CBS) Heather Locklear was reportedly arrested over the weekend for a hit-and-run.

According to TMZ, police sources heard a crash near the North Ranch Country Club in Westlake Village, Calif.

When deputies got to the area, they found a “no parking” sign knocked over and other “obvious signs” a car went up the curb,  reports the celebrity blog.

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PEOPLE.com- Good-bye Ed Hardy! The ladies of the Jersey Shore have ditched their bedazzled minidresses for some serious high-fashion–courtesy of Harper’s Bazaar, which also sent Snooki, J-Woww and Sammi “Sweetheart” to etiquette lessons with Emily Post’s great great grandaughter Lizzie Post and Manhattan socialite–and fellow reality star–Tinsley Mortimer.

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WWTDD.com- ANNALYNNE MCCORD - was her typical, sex-kitteny little self this weekend in Hermosa Beach (she even made out with her sister). Unfortunately, when I went to edit over her vagina in a few pictures and make the page more family friendly, my computer accidentally cropped and highlighted her vagina, then saved and posted the pictures. I should probably have a technician look at it or something. Crazy computer. Crazy crazy crazy. Always highlighting vaginas. (fame)

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WWTDD.com-Australia must have the coolest vibe in the world because it seems like all their supermodels just go to the beach and hang out. Yesterday it was Victoria’s Secret model Jessica Hart on Bondi Beach in Sydney. We don’t get that here. Marisa Miller never puts on a tiny bikini and walks up and down the beach. Which really really sucks. Is there anything better than a hot girl with big tits walking around in a bikini? Yeah, you bet there is. As long as you’re a fag.

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WWTDD.com- Heidi Montag went to Liquid in Vegas this weekend, her first time in a bikini since the rumor that she got some sort of plastic surgery. I never looked into that because it’s probably just some lies spread by flat chested girls who are jealous of Heidis hot body. Flat chested girls are always doing stuff like that. I also heard that they steal. This is why I don’t trust them.

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WWTDD.com-Catherine Zeta Jones is naked in the new issue of Allure magazine, and she looks amazing considering she’s 40. She looks even more amazing considering she’s not 40 like she says she is, and actually is closer to 50. Either way she’s now officially the oldest woman in Hollywood I’d have sex with. Before this it was Selena Gomez.

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