WWTDD.com- Marisa Miller was one of the big stars at the MGM Grands Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, though for some reason she never stripped down to a bikini. It’s disappointing but it makes sense. When you’re a bikini model you can’t exactly go to the pool or the beach and just hang out in a bikini. It’s your only marketable skill. If you also do it for free what’s the point. That’s why I think a good idea would be to follow her back to her room and then wait until you hear her turn on her shower and then call in a bomb threat so she has to run outside naked. But you have to be certain to dress up like a security guard and bang on her door and say, “Ma’am there’s no time to get dressed, we have to go right now.” The brilliance of the plan lies in its simplicity.

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WWTDD.com-Brooklyn Decker is obviously very attractive, but she’s not amazing or anything, so I guess that’s why I never noticed her blue-ribbon winning tits before. Thinking of our lost time together makes me sort of angry.

Here she is in Hawaii (again), filming scenes for a new Adam Sandlermovie. Hopefully her role involves lots of running and jumping. If not maybe one of the readers in Hawaii can go over and throw a shark at her.

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WWTDD.com- reads Tyler. And she’s a model in this maxim hometown hottie contest. Tyler has more individual readers a month than maxim magazine and twice as many page views as maxim.com, so I resent that people would use me to get to them. But then Joy did this, and my erection rocketed through my shorts and punched the bottom of my desk. After rolling around on the ground for a few minutes while grabbing my crotch and howling in pain, I forgot what I had been upset about earlier, and devoted all my efforts to seeing underneath her stupid fun-ruining left hand. (facebook)

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