GOOGLE.com- PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A 25-year-old Port St. Lucie man was arrested for allegedly rubbing a hamburger on his wife’s face during an argument. Police said Daniel Boss and his wife got into it late Thursday night and started calling each other names. At some point, the woman apparently poured soda on Boss’ hamburger, causing him to grab the sandwich, rub it in her face and start throwing food.

Boss left, but his wife went to the police station to report the incident. Officers arrested him three hours later on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge.

It could not be determined if Boss had an attorney.

This is hilarious/ridiculous.  #1 I really would like to see the list of names being called to track the one that warranted a burger in the face!! #2 What will it say on this guys record…”weapon of choice: cheeseburger”?!  I really wish this was on youtube….bummer- BB