THEHOLLYWOODGOSSIP.com-A woman of zero many talents, Heidi Montag now fashions herself a writer.

The Hills star recently penned a poem for her husband, Spencer Pratt, and - surprise, surprise! – she wants the whole world to read her expression of love.

“Here is a poem I wrote for my hubby Spencer [Pratt],” she Twittered.

In the untitled prose, Heidi writes about their “flawless lives” and how she has “no more anxiety or stress” because “all that matters” in this world is him.