Last Week (3-3) Overall (29-23-2)

BurgerBets is back early this week so you can win some money while you are stuffing your face with turkey (burgers?) all day tomorrow!!!! While feasting, don’t be embarassed if you suddenly find yourself tearing through the refridgerator drawers in search of some ground beef. It is OK. We all do it. Don’t be ashamed, just calm down and settle for the turkey out of respect to your families. In honor of Thanksgiving, I will be taking sidebets on what you think LobsterClaw is having for Thanksgiving dinner because we all know they don’t have turkey in Dallas (Mexico):

Coyote 20 to 1

Tacos 10 to 1

Rattlesnake 50 to 1

Armadillo 2 to 1

NCAA Picks:

Temple (-3) @ OHIO. VEGAS! WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST WEEK!!!!!!! I said give the Owl some respect OR ELSE! You set the line at 10.5 last week and Temple won by 34 points despite losing their best player!!!!!!!!!! Now Bernard Pierce isn’t playing on Friday, but luckily, TU is loaded with a stable of future pros in the backfield (reference Matt Brown 18 for 156 and 2 TDs last week). If you people don’t know these names you better learn them because all they do is make you money every week!!!!!!!!!!! TU MOTHA _______!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. This game is on ESPNU at 11AM Friday so gives you something to do!!!

FLORIDA (-24.5) vs Florida St. OK say what you want about Tim Tebow. Virgin? Check. Complete square? Check. But the dude is like a mix of Mother Theresa and Clark Kent. Is there anyone on Earth you’d rather run into a burning building to try to save you? And it is SENIOR DAY at Florida. Betting against Tim Tebow on Senior Day is like betting against the BurgerBoy on National Cheeseburger Day. Take the Gators and the over on “Times Tebow Cries”. If ya ain’t Gator, ya Gator bait!

STANFORD (-10) vs Notre Dame. OK sorry Burgerboy I learned my lesson, I won’t pick against UConn again on your turf. Anyway, after losing to UConn, Notre Dame is going to get their doors blown in at Stanford. Charlie Weis is a lame duck, and normally his players would maybe “win one for the gipper”… but unfortunately that rule only applies to coaches who aren’t incredibly fat and ugly. In a positive note, Weis probably kills it at burger joints.

NFL Picks:

DENVER (+7) vs New York Giants. Calm down BurgerBoy, I am not hating on your Giants too much here. It is just that what the heck have the G-Men done of late to warrant laying 7 POINTS on the road to ANYONE? I think this will be a tight game and think the winner is a toss up, but this is WAY too many points for the Giants to lay. Sit back and enjoy this game Thursday night on a full stomach.

ST LOUIS (+3) vs Seattle. To be honest, I have been sitting here waiting for this for weeks. Steve Spagnuolo’s Rams have taken on the attitude of their coach and become a little fiesty. I have liked them for several weeks now but they just haven’t been in the right spot. This is it. They are going to WIN THIS GAME for big win number two. Take the three points if you are a complete you know what, then realize how many burgers that difference in payout would have bought you and go drive off the nearest cliff.

Carolina (+3) @ NYJ. Anyone know why the Jets are favored here? Anyone? Anyone? Mark Sanchez is absurd, dude throws 100 picks a game. They have no back up. Plus the dude was eating a hot dog on the sideline a few weeks ago. HELLO!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL WAS THE BURGER YOU IDIOT? Someone (Burgerboy?) needs to get on the horn and tell this dude whats up. If he would have gone burger and not dog, the Jets may still be in the hunt. Do I have to think of everything?

***SPANGLISH ALERT***

Happy Thanksgiving!

-BurgerBets

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