Dear Burger Boy,

I decided to hit the ball out of the park on this trip to Fleming’s and knock the cover off of my credit card.  Tampa is known for rows and rows of fastfood chains from Sonic to TGI Friday’s but from time to time one needs to get out off the strip and  out of strip clubs (also a cornerstone of the greater Tampa area).

I posted up at the Winebar and was greeted by two delightful bartenders.  I said ladies, I am batting clean up tonight and going for the long ball with the Fleming’s Prime Burger.  This is an MVP of all burgers consisting of black angus prime beef, cheddar cheese, onion rings and bernaise sauce on the freshest and chewiest brioches of all.  Sweeter and smoother than Scott Brosius in October.

This was a difficult burger to tackle however I got it down with a suicide squeeze and manage to clear the plate like a champ.

-Evan Shlongoria

Shlongoria, good looking out and nice to know you leave it all out on the field and not on your plate.