“For those that don’t know, a ninja is a covert agent or mercenary
specializing in unorthodox arts of war. And that’s what it takes to
handle Bar 89’s Burger Au Poivre II… Hi-Yah!  What do you get when you add
melted, crumbled bleu cheese & bacon to an au poivre burger?  A
nun-chuck dodging, deadly move avoiding, ninja stopping burger that would be more
appropriately served in slider form.  Although delicious, this burger
was far too rich for a modest (yet skillfully trained) ninja like me.  This
burger left me unable to perform espionage, sabotage, infiltration, or
assassination.  In fact, after eating this burger I felt as deadly as
Steve Urkel holding a nerf bow n’ arrow in skid mark stained whitey tighties.
Burger Ninja sadly rates this burger 6 throwing stars out of 10. -BurgerNinja”

89 Mercer Street (between Spring and Broome) Soho