TEXASTESTOSTERONFESTIVAL.com-  The Texas Testosterone Festival and Last Gas Comedy recently asked comedians Chris Cubas, Joe Staats, and Jake Flores to attempt to eat Bikinis Bar and Grill’s Big Buckin Burger. Below is the Preview video as well as the Full video documenting their attempts to consume the behemoth burger. Hilarity ensues.

Eating the Big Buckin’ Burger is required to qualify for Come See Grown Men Cry at Bikinis Sunday August 9, 2009 at 3:00 – 5 Minutes, No Eyeglasses, No Noseplugs, Who can Eat the Most Raw Onion? with a $200 first prize. Come See Grown Men Cry is hosted by Ruby Collins (Funniest Person in Austin runner-up) with Special Guest Levi Oliver, former Tamale Eating World Record Holder.

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Cubas, Staats, and Flores join Collins on the Altercation Punk Comedy Tour beginning at Red 7 (7th and Red River in Austin) on Friday, August 7 and finishes up with performances at Fun Fun Fun Fest in Waterloo Park in Austin November 7 and 8.

This place looks too good to be true…burgers AND bikinis??? Thats like an adult Chucky Cheese with beer!  This owner knows that he is doing.  Maybe our mailbag friend LobsterClaw and Big Dave know a little something about this place…Looking pretty good ladies, go easy on the burgers.  Those things will go straight to your hips.