Archive for October, 2009

Burger Bowl: Week 9

TAMPA BAY

“Dear BurgerBets,

Thank you for your undefeated week last week. Me and my roomates love you. You are helping us pay rent. You are like a walking Government Stimulus plan. Obama should probably just have you fix the economy. Sure, Vegas would go under, but at least we would all be rich. Also, tell the BurgerBoy that I will be a NYC BurgerBabe, but only if you call me next time your in NYC.
Love,
Jenny”

‘Congress passes BurgerBets Stimulus Plan.’ I can see the headline now. OK people, BurgerBets is back and he is just KILLING it. Letters like this have been coming in all week. I guess thats what happens when you go 5-0-1 and go #2 on Vegas. I am actually livid about that tie too. The Texans were up 21-0 and blew it. Oh well, I guess old BurgerBets is just gunna have to go 6-0 this week. As always, home team in CAPS.

NCAA picks:

OK ST (+9.5) vs Texas. Before LobstersClaw goes biserk and #1s himself, let me just clarify I do like Texas to win this game. I just don’t think they’re going to cover 9.5 in Stillwater. It will be bananas as these two squads are both undefeated in Big 12 play. Expect a back and forth game with plenty of points but that stays pretty close. Texas 35, Ok St 31

Temple (+7) @ Navy. Now listen! I don’t want to hear any liberal whining about Temple. “Oh BurgerBets, no one cares about this game, you are just picking it because you’re from Philly!” SHUT UP! I have wanted to put Temple in my picks for weeks but haven’t because of that exact reason. But they are just making me too much money to not share. So shut up, and don’t sleep on TU making a bowl game! TU Motha_____ TU!

Georgia (+14.5) vs Florida. Ahhhh the world’s biggest cocktail party, I am still furious I have never been to this game. Next year maybe BurgerBoy? Georgia is still furious over Urban Meyer running up the score last year and Tebow has been playing like the virgin he is lately. Georgia makes it a game, take the points.

NFL Picks:

BALTIMORE (-3) vs Denver. I know, I know I keep getting burnt by Denver. Do not care, the Ravens are not losing 4 straight. End of story. This game is a lock in fact. You hear that? LOCK CITY. MARK IT DOWN.

Houston (-3.5) @ BUFFALO. Like I said last week, I have been on the Houston bandwagon all year. I love their offense and I feel like they owe me a W after single handedly preventing me from going 6-0 after being up 21-0 last week. Unacceptable Texans! Now make it up to me!

GREEN BAY (-3) vs Minnesota. For all intents and purposes, this is a great game. Too bad I won’t be watching it because I hate Brett Favre’s guts. This is going to be a media feeding frenzy and I will not support it. Buttttttttt that doesn’t mean I won’t make money off it. Because thats what I do.

OK well I am 16-12-2 on the year, so I have made you money. But I have JUST gotten hot, so don’t worry, the Money Train is on the tracks and its literally overflowing with cash. As a sidenote, dumb dumb LobstersClaw tried to make his own picks last week in the comments section. 1-5. Nice try dummy. Stick to #2′ing yourself and leave the Burger Bowl to me, OK?

And as always, bet with me and your burgers are free!

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Bill’s Battle: Bill’s Burger Bar

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grubstreet/new york

NEWYORK.GRUBSTREET.COM- Nick Solares of A Hamburger Today expressed disappointment in the sliders at Mark today, and you knew someone was also going to swim against the tide of adoration being washed upon Bill’s Burger and Bar. Unsurprisingly, it’s noted crank Alan Richman, who usually waits a while before turning on a restaurant (witness his review of Peter Luger), but wastes no time here. Not only does he take Bill’s down several notches in his GQ review, he uses it as an excuse to scold bloggers for “going berserk” about the burger.

As previously posted, there is a new burger spot down in the Meatpacking District called Bill’s.  However, not previously posted was the amount of attention and controversy this joint is getting.  The reviews have been great but simple.  Good bang for your buck, simple burgers, simple fries and a simple atmosphere.  Why all the hot and bothered? A little tension between Man vs. Food’s Adam Richman and AHT?  Let’s not get out our buns in a bunch now guys….

CEO: (Cheeseburger Executive’s Option)

SonicREUTERS.com-Plus, Ronald Peterson of Johns Hopkins on Healthcare, the Best White Wines from

around the World and More in the November Issue of Exec Digital, the Definitive
Magazine for Business and Luxury Lifestyle
CARLSBAD, Calif.--(Business Wire)--
Votes have been tallied and executives overwhelmingly prefer a Sonic Drive In
cheeseburger over any other fast-food chain`s cheeseburger. In a first-ever
survey of fast-food burgers among executives, Exec Digital magazine asked a room
full of executives to rate cheeseburgers from five national fast-food joints,
including McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy`s, 5 Guys Burgers and Fries and Sonic
Drive In. On a scale of one to five, executives were asked to rate each
cheeseburger in the following categories: the bun, the cheese, the meat, the
condiments and overall taste.
Shocker!!! They serve tator tots.  Wether you are at the top of the food chain
the coporate ladder, gotta love tots!

McDonald’s: I’m rapping it

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GOOGLENEWS.com- AMERICAN FORK, Utah — Four Utah teenagers have been cited for disorderly conduct after they rapped their order at a McDonald’s drive-through.

The teens say they were imitating a popular video on YouTube. They rapped their order, which begins with, “I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce …” once quickly before repeating it more slowly Tuesday.

Spenser Dauwalder says employees at the restaurant in American Fork told him and his friends they were holding up the line and needed to order or leave.

Dauwalder says nobody was in line. The group left without buying anything.

This makes me a sad panda…..

Manhattan Classics: JG Melon’s vs. PJ Clarke’s- Who ya Got?

JG Melons SignJG Melons Burger

JG MELONS

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PJ ClarkesPJ Clarkes BurgerPJ CLARKE’S

VOTE 1 for Melons and 2 for Clarke’s 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (11 votes, average: 1.27 out of 5)
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Washed up?

Carl's Burger- Paris HiltonHINDUSTANTIMES.comHollywood actress Paris Hilton is determined to put her flop acting career behind her with a cameo in The Other Guys.

The Simple Life star has signed up to appear alongside Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson and Eva Mendes in the forthcoming film, reports contactmusic.com.

“Paris has a cameo role in the movie, where she plays herself. It is all being kept very hush-hush,” said a source.

Is it just me or has Paris Hilton’s career (if thats even what you call it) hit the skids or what?  It just so happens that her last big TV appreance, at least one that I can remember, was the skimpy Carl’s Jr. carwash commercial.  Maybe she needs to start mowing down burger again to save her career from losing lbs. Oh, but wait she has a big break through in the works with a cameo for “The Other Guys”? Hey, how about you stop playing yourself and maybe act a little bit….I don’t know just a thought.  Try portraying a cheeseburger…thats a start but maybe a little challenging.

Burger Bowl: Week 8

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BurgerBets is right around .500 for the year coming off a 3-2-1 week.  I am pissed and I am strictly business this week, short and sweet.  Here we go.

NCAA:

Penn St (-4.5) at MICHIGAN Big House, schmig House.  Nits roll.

Tenn (+15.5) at ALABAMA My roomate is going so I have been all over this game.  Tennessee’s D is good enough to keep this game close.

TCU (-2.5) at BYU Love this Horned Frogs team.

NFL:

San Diego (-5) at KC Unless Eddie Royal gets traded to the Cheifs this week and keeps taking kicks to the house, Bolts cover EASILY.

HOUSTON (-3) vs San Fran I have been casually waiting for this Texans team to come around because I do think they have some potential.  Their D has started to clean it up a little bit and I don’t believe in the Niners.  I like this game a lot.

Philly (-7) at WASHINGTON
This is a gift.  A gift from Vegas.  Thank you Vegas.  Rule of thumb, always bet against Jim Zorn.  And it is even better when the Eagles are coming off a fluke, ugly loss to the Raiders so they will be looking to get back on track.  Eagles win this game handily.  This is a COMPLETE AND UTTER LOCK.  LOCK CITY.  COUNT THE BASKET.  Put it this way, if the Eagles don’t cover, I will go on a month long burger fast.

As always, bet with me and your burgers are free!

-BBets

P.S.  Don’t tell Burger Boy, but I had a cheeseburger club tonight.  Think he will be pissed?  I feel like he will either like it or think its burger blasphemy.

P.P.S  LobstersClaw sucks.

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Guest Review: Bar 89 (Soho) 6 out of 10 Burgers

PICT0009“For those that don’t know, a ninja is a covert agent or mercenary
specializing in unorthodox arts of war. And that’s what it takes to
handle Bar 89’s Burger Au Poivre II… Hi-Yah!  What do you get when you add
melted, crumbled bleu cheese & bacon to an au poivre burger?  A
nun-chuck dodging, deadly move avoiding, ninja stopping burger that would be more
appropriately served in slider form.  Although delicious, this burger
was far too rich for a modest (yet skillfully trained) ninja like me.  This
burger left me unable to perform espionage, sabotage, infiltration, or
assassination.  In fact, after eating this burger I felt as deadly as
Steve Urkel holding a nerf bow n’ arrow in skid mark stained whitey tighties.
Burger Ninja sadly rates this burger 6 throwing stars out of 10. -BurgerNinja”

89 Mercer Street (between Spring and Broome) Soho

Review: South City Grill (Jersey City) 3 Out of 10 Burgers

South City GrillAcross the pond, on the water, in Newport Pavonia stands a chic spot that draws business folks from nearby firms like Knight, AXA Equitable and JP Morgan.  Happy Hours and employee send-offs seem to find themselves here as guys in suits motor down adult beverages and gals sprinkle themselves in between conversing about business and shoes.  Word to the wise bankers, broads and bros, stick to the beer and pass on the burgers.  The buns were stale, the meat was weak and overdone and simply just lacked enough flavor.  The highlight of the dish was the side of A1 Sauce that I needed to smother over the burger in order to lube up the dried out bun to slide down. (A1 is the bee’s knees…thank you for saving me tonight).  Bottom line, the sliders sucked but suds were good.

70 Pavonia Avenue (at River Street) Jersey City

Burgerwatch: Lack of meat can make you stupid?

GoVeg.com property

GoVeg.com property

MOONBATTERY.comScientists have discovered that going veggie could be bad for your brain — with those on a meat-free diet six times more likely to suffer brain shrinkage.

Vegans and vegetarians are the most likely to be deficient because the best sources of the vitamin are meat, particularly liver, milk and fish. Vitamin B12 deficiency can also cause anaemia and inflammation of the nervous system.

Pam, who are you kidding? We all know you love meat and are not a vegetarian.  You have burger written all over you.  Take that lettuce and put it to good use on a big beefy burger. Her lettuce would look so much better on a burger (or a bedroom floor).  Carnivores smarter vegetarians? No kidding, off course they are stupid, they aren’t eating cheeseburgers. Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.  No meat? That’s like no air for most Americans.  Get a grip and dive into to a juicy burger and live a little.  Let your hair down and shake your tailfeather.  Babies gotta eat!