NETWORK.NATIONALPOST.com- Congratulations to Steve Mallie of Southgate, Michigan. Mallie, the owner of Mallie Sports Grill, says it took 15 hours to bake the monstrous burger — well worth it for a coveted spot in the Guinness Book of World Records. No word on whether he or Guinness judges have eaten the burger, but we’re not sure how you would eat it, given the size suited more for King Kong. It might end up as Monster Burger Mash or a new take on Hamburger Helper. We’d really like to know how he made the giant bun.

How long would it take for me to eat that?? Better yet, how long would it take a family of four to eat??? My guess is about a week.  It it would have to be a “Roseanne” sized family too.  This is pretty impressive. Hats off to this chef and his bar & grill.  Now I want to know how good the food actually is…Hey Michigan! Are you out there?  Stop whining about Rich Rodriguez’s duration of football practices and please get back to us, Thanks.